The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele

[phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin) Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments of your time to tell you about this new package? You know what, I would love to, […]

Continue Reading...

Desus and Mero Sound Off on Popeyes’ Chicken Sandwich, Bill de Blasio’s Pizza Choices

-Congrats on “Desus & Mero,” on Showtime. Because I know it’s a new home for you guys. But you guys are crushing it. New season, October 14th. -Yeah. -You guys are back. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you, Jim, but we’re coming off hiatus. -Yeah, coming off hiatus. -It’s, like, business terms and everything. […]

Continue Reading...

Desus & Mero Break Down “Hood Astrology” – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

I was always coming into auditions with the script just reading it like this- Me too. And then other people come in and have it memorized. Yeah. Yeah. You want a Cajun accent? And I was like, “Well, fuck this.” He’s got options, I’m just reading. Every audition is just literally Desus reads this script. […]

Continue Reading...

Desus & Mero Argue About the Filet-O-Fish and Mistake Jimmy for Jimmy Kimmel

-Look at the Timbos. -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -These are the gettin’ money Timbs. You can’t have Green Timbs if you don’t — if you’re not rich. I’m trying to be like you, Jimmy. -Oh, I mean come on, please. -Drake sent me these. They have fur on the inside. -Ooh. -Oh, my gosh. See, that’s […]

Continue Reading...