Talking to myself is just the best! I never interrupt before I’m through. Opinions and facts I don’t contest. Why would I? All the things I say are true. The sound of my own voice is so darn pleasing. I always take my fabulous advice. Offenses? There’s no need to be appeasing. I shan’t offend myself. To me I’m nice. Once in awhile I do notice an echo that makes
me realize what I just said. An awful gaff or brash bravissimo will make
me doubt the voices in my head. I’ll never know if I could be endearing, if
I’ve no guts to risk a public hearing.