What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof? Players stop being polite and start getting Real. This is The Champions People say I lack focus I say focus on THIS Rules are meant to be broken so is Mo Salah I’m not here to make friends I’m here to make history I’m not here to make friends either but if I did make a friend that’d be nice because I’m a bit lonely at Real At first I thought it was a language barrier thing but now I speak some Spanish and still nobody sits with me on the bus I’ve been with Barca most of my life It’s more than a football club it’s really more like a family Since Don Andres left it’s important that I step up as the emotional leader of this team Sh-sh…don’t cry He’s afraid he’ll have to play a La Liga match in America It’s my job to make sure all the players on the team are happy Like I’ve noticed Messi has been a bit down since the World Cup I think he realizes he’ll never win a World Cup with Argentina So I thought it would be fun to take Messi and the rest of the squad to a pottery class! If he can’t WIN a World Cup he can MAKE one!!! So, I’m making a Latin Grammy for mi amor Shakira She collects them When are you going to give it to her? Whenever, wherever What are you making, Malcom? Oh, I’m making Rakitic Oh wow, the likeness is uncanny You guys, you guys, look see how happy he is Leo hold up your World Cup so I can take a picture of you with it No, Pique, it’s not for me It’s for Cristiano Of course! He’s not sad about Argentina he’s sad because he misses Ronaldo in La Liga! Without the Joker, there’s no Batman Without Frazier, there’s no Ali Without Russian sports, there’s no Anti-Doping Agency These things need each other I’m very excited to give Ronaldo my gift Dear Cristiano we had so many epic Clasicos together but this will always be how I remember you What is Nooooooo!!! Lionel!! You dog! Ahahahahaha!!! Suck my ball.