[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>DID YOU TWO ORDER YET?>>NO.
>>NO.>>DID YOU TWO CARVE GANG SIGNS
INTO THE BABY CHANGING STATION?>>YES.
>>YEAH.>>ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO EAT?>>LET ME GET THE GRILLED
CHEESE, SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES.>>YEAH, SURE THING.
ONE GRILLED CHEESE, VAGINA STYLE.
GREAT. HOW ABOUT YOU, PAL?
>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.
>>EXCUSE ME?>>THE LOBSTER SPECIAL.
>>DID YOU JUST ORDER A LOBSTER IN A DINER?
>>YEAH, WHY?>>BECAUSE IT’S A DINER.
NO ONE ORDERS A LOBSTER IN A DINER.
THE WHOLE SEAFOOD SECTION IS ON THE MENU AS A JOKE.
SEAFOOD. THE WORD SEAFOOD IS IN QUOTES.
>>I’M IN THE MOOD FOR LOBSTER, OKAY?
I WANT THE LOBSTER FOR GETTING ZERO MATCHES AND I WANT TO
CELEBRATE.>>A LOBSTER?
YOU SURE YOU WANT THE LOBSTER?>>I DON’T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL
IS. IT’S ON THE MENU.
I’LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.>>DON’T DO IT.
>>AS YOU WISH. ALL RIGHT, THE TIME HAS COME.
WE’VE GOT AN ORDER HERE FOR ONE LOBSTER.
♪♪♪ ♪ WHO AM I AND WHY AM I
CONDEMNED TO BOIL ALIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN ALL THAT I HAVE DONE IS
LIVE MY LIFE ♪ ♪ AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE ON A
WHIM CHOOSE FROM ALL TO ORDER HIM ♪
♪ WHO’S THIS GUY ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN
UNSPOKEN RULE THAT LOBSTER IN A DINER IS NEVER COOL ♪
♪ A DINER MENU’S WAY TOO LONG AND HALF THE THINGS ARE WAY TOO
WRONG ♪ ♪ MUST YOU DIE HOW CAN YOU EVER
FACE HIS LOBSTER FRIENDS ♪ ♪ HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE YOURSELF
AGAIN MONSTER ♪ ♪ I’VE LIVED HERE 40 YEARS AND
AN AGE LOBSTERS NEVER GROW ♪ ♪ AND IN THAT TIME THERE’S NO
ONE TO ORDER ANY CRUSTACEANS ♪ ♪ WHO AM I ♪
♪ LOBSTER NUMBER ONE ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>I MEAN, YOU CAN’T EAT THE LOBSTER NOW, MAN.
>>I’M SORRY, DUDE. I’M A MEAN GIRLS GUY.
ON BROADWAY NOW.>>HEY, WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT
NOW? CLAWSETTE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?>>THERE’S SOMETHING I’VE WANTED
TO TELL YOU, PAPA. ♪♪♪
♪ FATHER NOW THEY WANT YOU DEAD ♪
♪ LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE INSTEAD ♪
♪ WHETHER IT’S BOILED GRILLED OR BLACKENED ♪
♪ OFF TO THE GREAT TANK IN THE SKY ♪
>>NO! CLAWSETTE, I CAN’T LET YOU DO
THAT. IT’S NOT YOUR TIME, IT’S MINE.
>>I LOVE YOU, BUBBA.>>I LOVE YOU TOO.
NOW RUN! RUN FROM THIS PLACE!
>>OH, LITTLE BABY LOBSTER. JUST CHANGE THE ORDER.
>>THEY PUT IT ON THE MENU, I’M CALLING THEIR BLUFF.
>>FORM THE BARRICADES!>>WAIT, THERE’S A BARRICADE?>>THIS DINER HAS INCREDIBLE SET
DESIGN. ♪ WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE
TO KEEP THE LOBSTER FROM THE POT ♪
♪ WILL YOU CUT THE MASSACRE RAID AND GIVE HIM THE SHOT ♪
♪ THEN JOIN IN AND GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO BE FREE ♪
♪ DO YOU HEAR THE MONSTER SINGHING A SONG IN A SALTY
PLACE ♪ ♪
♪ IT IS THE SCREAMING OF THE LOBSTER WHEN THE DINER MATCHES
THE BURNING OF HIS SHELL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHY LOBSTERS IN THE
DINER NEVER SELL ♪ ♪ LOBSTERS IN DINERS NEVER
SELL ♪♪♪>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. FORGET THE LOBSTER.
I’LL HAVE THE TUNA MELT INSTEAD.>>YAY!